Jolt Energy Gum Contest–Summer Version #2
Well, I’m back to announce the winner of last week’s Jolt Energy Gum Contest.
Last week, if you remember, the picture was of little Josh holding a gun up to his grandpa. There were some great entries, and I was surprised by the number. I’m glad that so many of you are sticking around with the site. Thanks!
I looked over all the entries and there were 3 that made me laugh pretty hard. These were the 3 entires:
Tom–Philip: “Put the gun down…you don’t know how to use it.”
Josh: “Sure I do, Jack taught me. Point…” *fires gun* “and shoot.”
Mr. Aaron Pierce (Hawkeye’s Uncle)–For the last time, I am NOT Ricky Schroder, Jr.!!!
Tom–Josh: “That’ll do, pops…that’ll do.”
But, I’m going to have to go with the first one. Congratulations Tom on great usage of corny dialogue that was used this season. For that you win a free pack of 24 Jolt Energy Gum. I’ll email you later to get your details so I can send you a pack.
As for the rest of you your chance of winning is coming up right now. Here’s your new picture to play with:
June 21st, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Nadia: (disgusted) “Wow, it really does look like a scrotum!”
June 21st, 2007 at 6:15 pm
What do you say you and I get out of here and rent some Silver Spoons reruns… my treat.
June 21st, 2007 at 9:05 pm
“Hey… uhh… are ya workin’ at FOX 23?”
“No, why?”
“But… ya got a FOX 23 ID instead of CTU ID.”
June 21st, 2007 at 9:21 pm
Whoops.
*28
June 22nd, 2007 at 7:20 am
Nadia:
Ricky…er Doyle… Did you see the NYPD season with that cheesy child star on it….Oh Uh sorry.
Scrotum face:
Ya I saw the fat dudes ass in one episode….Gross
Nadia:
Go find Jack you suck!
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:06 am
Nadia: Why am I shorter than you?
Doyle: Cause I’m taller than you, duh!
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:39 am
Nadia: Yes I was hot during the interrogation.
You, on the other hand, were not.
Now get out of my sight and find that component before my knee finds your crotch!
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:40 am
You know, I’m only “acting” director of CTU, but I sense you won’t be joining us for day 7.
June 22nd, 2007 at 7:29 pm
Doyle: Don’t stare at me.
Nadia: HAHAHA!
June 22nd, 2007 at 8:01 pm
Ricky: Wanna go read the Koran with me?
Nadia: Ewww get away from me, your face is going to be blown up in a little bit, I don’t want you anymore.
Ricky: I never liked you anyways, I should have moved you to a detention camp…
June 23rd, 2007 at 4:13 am
Nadia: I’m bored.
Doyle: So am I.
Nadia: Let’s go to hack Aaron’s account.
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I’m bored! *mads*
June 23rd, 2007 at 4:15 am
*Let’s hack Aaron’s account.
June 23rd, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Doyle: Nadia, I know you love me and I just want to let you know that I feel the same way.
Nadia: …What? I was distracted by the little FOX 28 logo on your sleeve.
June 24th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
Nadia:
Where’s Bill I need a recap of what you are doing here….
June 25th, 2007 at 5:09 am
Doyle: Hey, acting director, can we get more lighting in here next season…..
Nadia: Uh, No! I would then see you for who you are….
June 25th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Ya know, Nadia, my website calls me “Jack’s go-to man in the field”, so I think I’m gonna be around here for quite a while.
June 25th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Ya know, Nadia, people say my eyes are my best feature, but I think my quick thinking on my feet in the field is really what makes me such a catch, don’t you?
June 25th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Say, did ya see how I let Jack put me in the sleeper hold? Did ya? Did ya? Pretty cool, huh? I just took a little nap, that’s all.
June 25th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Yeah, I know. I can’t believe Rosie left “The View” either.
June 25th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Grab me by the throat again Doylie boy and your boys’ll be hitch-hikin’ back to Denver.
June 25th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Ricky:
We’re going to find our way.
You and I together.
http://timstvshowcase.com/silverspoons.wav
June 26th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
“Hey baby did you order a pizza?”
“Um no why…..are you taking of your shirt!”
Bow chicka chicka wah wah!!
June 28th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Nadia: Just to recap here, we need you to get the component back from Cheng. Cheng has component. Must get it from him. Am I talking too fast? Go now and find Cheng and get the component from him. Man, I miss Bill. He would have had this thing recapped in no time.
June 28th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
So, let me get this straight. You’re a tough guy now? You’re all grown up and we should take you seriously as an action hero or some thingamabob like that?
Seriously?
June 28th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
I’m sorry. Talk to the director of the show if you want to, but every time you have a line, my script says, “Dork speaks again.”
July 3rd, 2007 at 5:52 am
Doyle:
I need to see the CTU counselor, I am having reoccurring dreams. Something of an explosion, My face being burnt horribly, then I just hear my voice coming from a face that looks like David Hasselhof (sp?) do you think he’s good looking……
Nadia: YA right, uh, we’ll need you to come in Saturday…OK…and Uh, plan on Sunday too…Thanks
July 13th, 2007 at 7:29 am
2 People in background (smack dab in the center of the shot):
Person 1: So, I’ve got 50 to 1 odds Logan didn’t make it.
Person 2: I don’t know. What about Tony? Is he really dead?
Person 1: I don’t know. Oh, damnit!! We’re in the shot.
Director (off screen): Cut!!!
Damnit!! Stay out of the shot, you idiots!!
Persons 1 & 2: Sorry. We’re really sorry.
Person 1: He’s such an ass.