Watching24.com Jolt Energy Contest–Week 2
What a success this first week of the Jolt Energy Contest has been. Thanks to all of you that entered clever captions to the picture.
I was really surprised at the amount of entries there were in the comments. You guys really went for it and that’s great.
Another thing to remember is that this contest has no limit of how many times you can enter. If sometime during the day the captions pop into your head, just log on and write them in.
Ok, now I know you’re all dying to find out who won this week’s pack of Jolt Energy Gum (remember 2 pieces of gum equal one cup of coffee).
Here was the picture from last week:
Only the 1st place winner recieves gum, but I did put up a 2nd and 3rd place, because I thought they were funny too and thought they should be recognized.
1st place (and the winner of one pack of Jolt Energy Gum): Tom–Jack: Thanks, George, for filling in for Terry during our Lamaze class.
2nd place: Matt–Look how long he’s been out, he must need another piece of jolt gum.
3rd place: Jeff–Oh, I… I just died in your arms tonight.
Didn’t win this time?
Well right below is yet another picture that you can write a clever caption for. This week’s picture comes from season 2. We’re revisiting an old beloved cast member in a time of great peril, but don’t worry he got better.
This week’s picture:
Put your captions in the comments below, and remember to put in your real email address so I can get your address to send you some tasty gum if you win. If you’re one of those that don’t want me seeing their email, feel free to put up all the captions you want, but you won’t get any tasty caffeine gum
April 9th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
(im guessing its one of the sisters of the palmers): David, wake up! Why did you pass out when i told you about Curtis?
David: Cause me and him were “best” friends!
(thinks-”crap, no more secret spooning nights”)
sister?: so thats why you have been out all night! i knew something was up
April 9th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Voiceover: So, come on down to Mandy’s Emporium of Death, with the biggest selection of nasty weapons in Los Angeles! Our prices (and products) will floor you!
April 9th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
“Despite David Palmer’s extreme narcolepsy, the American voters still had enough faith in him to elect him to a second term.”
April 9th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
David Palmer, a huge Radiohead fan, offers to play an extra in the music video “Just”.
April 9th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
David: A little lower dear.
April 9th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
President Palmer oblivious to the new daylight savings time falls asleep an hour ahead of his bedtime.
Give the man some jolt gum!
April 9th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
President Palmer shockingly goes into labor answering the many questions as to his weight gain and mood swings.
April 9th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
Voiceover: “Accidents happen all the time. Accident forgiveness only at Allstate”
April 9th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
Palmer’s sister: You didn’t believe me when I said I had karate skillz did you? uh huh..who’s the b#$%^ now??
April 9th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
David: Apparently that’s lower than I can go.
Woman: You think?
April 9th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
Palmer faints after suddenly realizing how close he came to launching a nuke into the Middle East that day. He was, however safe in the knowledge that no-one in good conscience - least of all his brother - would come close to doing anything like that again…
April 9th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
Lucas wins, hands down, but I will try:
“Don’t worry, the cement is OK”
April 9th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
Bill Buchanan(Recapping): President Palmer is not dead, he’s just pulling a Jack Bauer.
Tony: Get the epinephrine!
April 9th, 2007 at 11:30 pm
Yes, you can do snow angels when there’s no snow.
April 10th, 2007 at 1:27 am
Palmer’s mum: “this is what happens when you don’t wash your hands after playing outside”
April 10th, 2007 at 5:25 am
Have you suffered an accident at work? A trip or fall that wasn’t your fault? Maybe someone tried to infect you with a virus and caused a mild skin condition in the next season? Call 1800-SUEPEOPLE today!
April 10th, 2007 at 7:12 am
24:01
April 10th, 2007 at 8:22 am
Sir, Sir, Allstate is on the phone, they have a new insurance idea and they need you!
April 10th, 2007 at 8:23 am
Mr Palmer, Allstate is car insurance, not life insurance, they dont forgive these accidents
April 10th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
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April 10th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
I tried to tell him not to head butt that street lamp! I tried damn you!
April 10th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
Are you in good hands?
April 10th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
or a slightly different connotation…
Are YOU in good hands, Mr. President?
April 10th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
Palmer got Palm-wned
im not too good at this
April 10th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
President Palmer shocks a worldwide audience as he collapses during an epic breakdance manoeuvre.
April 10th, 2007 at 8:25 pm
Palmer: Time for a powernap.
Palmer: bbl, next season k
April 10th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
(last one I hope, sorry)
Caution: Wet Floor!
April 10th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
“Yet another Palmer takes one too many shots of Adrenaline.”
April 11th, 2007 at 5:25 am
Girl standing over him: “Sir, excuse me sir, now may not be the best time to tell you this, but…*whispers* I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico.”
April 11th, 2007 at 8:20 am
Palmer: I saw the who shot me… It was… THE GECKO!
April 11th, 2007 at 8:22 am
Maybe if i play dead a bit longer, i will get the kiss of life
April 11th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Woman: “In this time of crisis, Mr. President, I don’t think your James Brown impressions are amusing.”
April 11th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
WASTED
April 12th, 2007 at 8:49 am
Not being able to make it to the commercial break President Plamer collapses in a state of utter exhaustion confirming that 24 charachters are in fact not zombies after all.
April 13th, 2007 at 10:33 am
President Palmer: “*slurring* I’m not as think as you drunk I am, occifer. No. I didn’t pasch out. The ground juss felt really good.”
April 13th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Palmer: “Take me drunk, I’m home! *hiccup*”
April 13th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Damnit David! It says right here on the package, not to chew all 12 pieces of Jolt gum at once.
April 13th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Palmer: Shhhhh. Shhhhhh. Hee hee hee. This is gonna be so cool. Hee hee hee.
Give me about 10 more seconds (ha ha). I’m gonna sit straight up and yell “Boo!” and scare the pee out of everybody. Heh Heh. Shhhh. Don’t give it away.
April 13th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
That’s Allstate’s fall down.
April 13th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Man, there’s some good ones this week coming from Lucas, Dusty(especially #29), Meez, Joe, C. Thomas Howell,III (#38)…whew! great stuff! #29 and #38 being my favorites so far. Wish I were 1/2 as clever as these guys..
April 13th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
Medic: What happened here?
Secret Service: He was hit by an angry Allstate customer.
April 13th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
David Palmer: Ahhhh! Get her off me! I knew she was a vampire!
April 15th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Years later, a conspiracy would be uncovered showing that President Palmer’s death was indeed faked so he could instead star in CBS’s “The Unit”.
April 17th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Actor Dennis Haysbert was revived today shortly after collapsing from shock and awe when he learned that his character would be ridiculously assasinated early on in Season 5 of “24″. He’s still bitter about that.
April 18th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Reporting from the floor of the 2nd Annual Snipers Convention, I’m former ex-President David Palmer.