Watching24.com Jolt Energy Contest–Week 4
Man, sorry for the lack of getting this post up for the Gum contest this week. College finals are wreaking havoc with my ability to remember what I need to be doing with this site.
I’ve just been reading over all the entries from last week. They’re hilarious! It’s hard to pick a clear cut winner. So, here’s what I’m going to do. The READERS get to choose! I’m going to put up a few that made me laugh out loud, and everyone can vote for them. The person with the most votes by Monday will win.
Here’s how to vote. After you’ve entered your clever caption for this week’s picture, just put “Vote: (name of person)”
Here’s the picture from last week:
Here are the ones that I thought were the best:
The first one to go for the Kool-Aid man reference, Mark: “Oooooooh yeahhhh�
Mike B:“Chloe!! Where the hell did the Kool-aid man go!!…Dammit I’m Thirsty!�
Willy: “He’s been dead three times, a fugitive from the U.S. Government, and tortured by the Chinese for 18 months. His wife was killed, and he’s estranged from his daughter. His name is Jack Bauer. Let’s see if we can help him out. Next week, on Extreme Makeover, Home Edition!�
Eric: “Damn it! Why did none of you think to cover the big hole in the wall for Fayed’s escape route?!�
m00n3r: Shrug off gunshot wounds and tear through walls for 24 hours straight with the “Bauer 209″ crime fighting exoskeleton!
Okay now that you know the ones that I loved, you can vote for them.
Here’s the picture for this week from season 1:
Alright, get your caption on, and don’t forget to vote for your week 3 favorite!
April 27th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
vote mark
April 27th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
We’re going to GAS to Pimp this Ride
April 27th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
“You’re not my Prom Date!!!”
Vote: can I vote for myself? if not then willy
April 27th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
lol @ Mike B.’s new caption. It’s going to be hard for me to top that one.
April 27th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
“I SAID YOU COULDN’T TAKE KIM TO PROM!”
April 27th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
Hold perfectly still. There’s a terrorist fly on your ear and I’m gonna have to take him out.
April 27th, 2007 at 9:00 pm
The new Chrysler LeBaron. A luxury sedan equipped with the new interrogation seat for those times when you need to question your suspects in style.
(ammo not included)
Vote: (willy).
April 27th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
Okay…I’m telling you for the last time…this is NOT the Cash Cab, I am NOT a commedian, and if you answer this question any other way than the way I want, only one of us will be leaving this car alive.
April 28th, 2007 at 1:38 am
GOT YOUR NOSE!
April 28th, 2007 at 9:14 am
Guns don’t kill people, heart attacks kill people.
April 28th, 2007 at 9:21 am
“YOU DRENK ALL THE BOOZE FROM THE MINI-BAR???”
April 28th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
“OK, you TOLD me that where we’re going is a surprise, but i need to know NOW. You have FIVE SECONDS to tell me whether or not you’re going to propose to me tonight or you will start losing your limbs one by one. ARE WE CLEAR?!”
April 28th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
If I can vote for me, then I’ll do so. Otherwise, I’ll reciprocate Mike B.’s vote.
Here’s my caption for this week:
“It’s not a question of whether you get out and pump the gas. It’s a question of how much you want it to hurt before you do.”
/w
April 29th, 2007 at 12:54 am
Jack: “It’s really dark in here. Am I pointing the gun at you? I am? Ok, good.”
My vote is for Mark, the original Kool-aid superstar!
April 29th, 2007 at 7:44 am
“You wrote my daughter out of the script…WHERE IS SHE!!! WHERE IS KIM AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER!!”
April 29th, 2007 at 8:09 am
I told you that I didn’t want you to pimp my ride!
April 30th, 2007 at 5:22 am
“Hey, I got one question for you: Does this gun go with my shades? Be honest.”
(Vote: Willy)
May 1st, 2007 at 8:57 am
I guess I should vote if it’s not too late…my vote’s for Mike B.
May 1st, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Can you skootch over? I hate sitting on the middle seat.
Vote: Mike B and his Kool-Aid
May 2nd, 2007 at 9:08 am
Guy: Jesus, this is a nice limo.
Jack: Yes, it is… Now suck my cock.
Jack: Haha. Just kidding.
(America, fuck yeah.
May 3rd, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Hey, uh, can you scoot over? I think those damn kids are playing ball in front of CTU again…
May 4th, 2007 at 8:18 am
You probably don’t think that I can force this towel down your throat. But trust me, I can. All the way. Except I’d hold onto this one little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest it, I pull it out. Taking your stomach lining with it. For most people it would take about a week to die. It’s very painful.